Once again it’s time to make our resolutions and predictions for 2011.
Here are some fairly certain predictions emanating from my new, LED-lighted crystal ball.
1. A movie star or professional sports figure will get caught sending lewd messages and/or pictures on a cell phone.
2. Charles Manson will be denied paroleâ€¦again.
3. After claiming to be reformed, a teenage rock star will be placed on house arrest.
4. A car company will have to recall no less than 500,000 vehicles for a faulty switch.
5. The Obama administration will be accused of moving to a centrist position (CNN).
6. The Obama administration will be accused of moving even further to the left (Fox News).
7. Someone will write a memo using the words leveraged, symbiotic and/or equilibrium.
8. A snowstorm will â€œcrippleâ€ a major airport and we’ll see pictures of people sleeping in chairs and on cots.
9. Sarah Palin will use the words, â€œmomma bear.â€
10. There will be at least two â€œgreatest moments in sports historyâ€ in 2011.